Saturday, July 03, 2004

Reasons why the English Language is hard to learn...

1.The bandage was wound around the wound.

2.The farm was used to produce produce.

3.The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4.We must polish the Polish furniture.

5.He could lead if he could get the lead out.

6.The soldier deserted his dessert in the desert.

7.When shot at the dove dove into the bushes.

8.A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

9.The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

10.They were to close to the door to close it.

11.I did not object to the object.

12.The wind was to strong to wind the sail.

13.To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

14.After a number of shots, my jaw got number.

15.Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.

16.I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
posted by Willie @ 9:41 AM
Hey Willie...please don't think I am stalking you or anything but, I saw your link and I thought I'd come and check it out!

The entry that you put was HILARIOUS and I totally agree, the english language is hard for others to learn!! :D!

Well take care!! Bye! :D

Love, Teresa aka: la gata...meow!...j/k!
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